Pedestrians will avoid your car with this paint job!

Watch pedestrians scatter as you drive up the high street in a car with this paint job! whats even better we can supply parking sensors that wont interfere with the look of this custom paint job! check out our matches below:

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Maroon for the front and white for the rear!

How old are you?...... 3?

Found this brilliance on facebook today...

"Many three year olds have trouble staying within the lines.  Maybe if you practice colouring this turtle, it will help you with your parking."

Im unsure of the source so if it is yours please let me know by sending me a link to it on your site and I will credit and link you

Self Important

Dear ***hole,

Think you for taking up more spaces than your self important personality really deserves. I hope you crash and learn your lesson.

Bob

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Its not often I start cringing before the 1st wheel turn when someone is trying to park

Its not often I start cringing before the 1st wheel turn when someone is trying to park. Began to feel really sorry for this lady, wanted to fit some parking sensors for her.

Traffic warden gives ticket to crashed taxi - Youtube video

 A video posted on YouTube shows a traffic warden ticketing the taxi cab, which had clearly been involved in an accident in Manchester city centre.

The Cabbie "Mohammed Arif" can be heard trying to reason with the unnamed warden. "I'm not speaking to you," the warden says. "The cabbie, who filmed the event on his phone, replies: "You do realise I've had an accident?"

"You're not allowed to video me, thank you," the warden says before pushing the phone away. "I asked you not to video me." She then lashes out at the man.

Things go from bad to worse as the ensuing scuffle nearly ends up with a passer-by threatening to intervene, who tells the cabbie 'not to hit a woman'.

“You tried to hit me. That’s assault, I’ve got a red mark ... I’ve got a bruise on my arm," the warden exclaims, to which Arif replies: "You do realise my vehicle is not movable. I can't move the vehicle." He then points the phone towards the clearly damaged car.

The video, which has been seen more than one million times and has divided opinion of its viewers. Some have defended the warden for doing her job, while others have accused her of being a jobsworth and for not explaining her actions.

Whichever side you are on, the traffic warden was going against Manchester council rules. A spokesperson said: “We have clear guidelines and our traffic wardens are instructed not to issue parking tickets in circumstances where motorists have been forced to park following road traffic accidents.

“In this case, a ticket clearly should not have been given and if one was issued it will not be enforced. We are now reviewing the incident along with our contractors at NSL.”

Reports say the warden has resigned from her position in the wake of the video going viral. It is unclear what caused the original crash.

Dear blue BMW you look rich

Dear Blue BMW, You look rich. You should buy yourself some parking lessons. You took 2 spots.  What happens when my handicapped grandmother comes to visit.  Her death is on your shoulders.

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Longest parking fail note ever?

Dear Person,

I'm sorry I put a dent in your car. I didnt want to but, I did when I tryed to park next to you. I am not leaving my information because you chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one. The scratches are because I used a towel that had sand on it to try to clean the dent / paint off. Beaches are fun.

Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them remember not to park in two spaces

Sorry!!!

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