How old are you?...... 3?

Found this brilliance on facebook today...

"Many three year olds have trouble staying within the lines.  Maybe if you practice colouring this turtle, it will help you with your parking."

Im unsure of the source so if it is yours please let me know by sending me a link to it on your site and I will credit and link you

Your friendly neighborhood spiderman

Found this one on distractify "Dear Sir or Madam, You may have noticed that your vehicle seems to have found itself in two parking spaces. The truth is, it actually fits in one. For the benefit of all humanity, please lower your parking space consumption. xoxo. Your friendly neighborhood spiderman"

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Get those chalks out someone parked badly!

I just love these people that go and get their chalks out to make a point!

Having a dirt covered car and parking in many spaces is just asking for trouble!

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Douchebag Parker

In this super-packed parking lot, I applaud your ability to find not only one spot, but four. You , sir, are envied by all douche bag parkers

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I hit your car, i'm sorry!

I hit your car, i'm sorry! Theres only a scratch on the back left pannel. but because you looked rich, i'm not leaving my number Sorry!

 

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Thanks for always parking across the path

Thanks for always parking across the path. Itgives me the change to be a movie star and slide across your hood now and then. Try it, its Awesome!

I hit your car

I hit your car, its so shitty I don't think you'll notice. Sorry Dude

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You need help!

Yo Driver, That is the worst park I have ever seen. You need help. From a concerned party

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Who taught you to park?

Who taught you to park? Stevie Wonder?

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Nobody likes a bad parker.

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Parking Spot Just For You!

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One Award You Don't Want To Win

well if you will leave a window open as well....

Best Reaction Ever to Someone Parking Across 2 Spaces

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A Certain Set of Skills

"I don't know who you are. I dont know what you want.  If you are looking to park further away, I can tell you I don't have more space, But what I do have are a partcular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a vary long life. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.  If you pull up in your space, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will box you in." Classic!

The way you pulled in to the space........