A Certain Set of Skills

"I don't know who you are. I dont know what you want.  If you are looking to park further away, I can tell you I don't have more space, But what I do have are a partcular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a vary long life. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.  If you pull up in your space, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will box you in." Classic!